My Pet Peeves

I am a man of many pet peeves. Some things just poke me the wrong way and I get annoyed very easily: kind of like the old man in the movie “UP.” We both get irritated with chubby boy scouts knocking on our door. We both are ridiculously stubborn. We both will do some pretty extreme stuff to get our way. And we both will develop hypertension (thank goodness for medicine). I guess we’re just wired differently. People tell me not to be so bothered by things, but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with my pet peeves. This world will honestly be a better place if some of my irritants are solved:

Lines
Long Lines
Jiggling legs
Talking in a “designated” silent study area
Waiting in doctor’s office
Getting put on hold for over 10 minutes
Patient’s rights
Malpractice lawsuits and insurance
Stink bugs
Rascist people
Tibetans
Textbooks with very little pictures
Loud people
Over controlling people
Metaknight
Hp products
When someone wakes me up (usually loud people)
Drunkards
Inconsiderate people
Traffic
Guns
Noise that continues for a long time like a leaky faucet or loud clock
People with no manners
Tolls

And the list goes on and on and on. Besides reminding you of how sh*ttastic this world we live in is, pet peeves can be a blessing in disguise. Through pet peeves, you learn to cherish things that never stood out to you and dealing with these little problems prepare you for the big ones. One day when I actually turn into that grumpy old man, I’ll strap some balloons to my house too.